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First of all, I just want to send all my wishes to those in the East due to the horrible catastrophe from the earth quake. They really can't get a break, and it's not fair. I hope those who are still alive to see the moon and sun are alright and not suffering...
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Well I'll just bullet a few things.
1) I donated blood today. Yay for me!
2) Stayed up 'til 4 am working on this door decoration poster thing for our dorm suite
3) Worked a bit on an essay for Intro to Communication
4) Looked at what I needed to do for Chinese, didn't work on it tho =P
5) Hung out with Ana for a little bit.
6) Didn't go to fencing... it's just gettin to be too much. x.x
But yeah.. thats it for today really.
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Anyway, here is something my Mom found that I thought was funny. =) <3
Know Thy Enemy: Black Holes
by Frank J.
Stephen Hawking has revamped the theory of black holes, finally solving the paradox that black holes seemingly destroy information.
Now I can finally sleep nights again.
So what do you do if you happen to run into a black hole? Well, I sent out my crack research staff to find out as much as they can about black holes so you can be prepared.
FUN FACTS ABOUT BLACK HOLES
* A black hole is made by the combination of "black" and "hole."
* Gravity is also involved.
* The name "black hole" is somewhat of misnomer; they're more of a dark gray.
* They say that black holes are so dense that not even light can escape them - but that's just black hole propaganda to scare you.
* Hawking now says that, instead of destroying data, a black hole will eventually spit it out in a mangled form - much like shoving a classified document down your pants and then later pulling it out again.
* Many galaxies have a massive black hole at their center, so try to stay near the edges of the galaxy to be on the safe side.
* If you think you see a black hole, don't touch it. Instead, contact the authorities. You can throw a rock at it if you feel like it.
* Just because a hole is black doesn't mean it's a "black hole." Check if the hole has a strong gravitational force that rends your atoms apart for confirmation.
* They say that once you cross the event horizon of a black hole there's no escape - but that just sounds like loser talk to me.
* Whatever is sucked into a black hole is crushed down into an infinitely small point called a singularity. You can't beat that for convenient storage.
* Black holes will suck anything into them... except for Jews because they're virulently anti-Semitic.
* If a black hole tells you its okay to come a little closer, it's a trick! You're near the event horizon!
* You can throw a penny into a black hole and make a wish, but then Greenpeace will be on your case for disturbing pristine wilderness.
* The laws of physics fall apart as one is pulled into a black hole, so, whatever you do, don't take a physics test while descending into a black hole or you'll totally fail.
* If you think you are being sucked into a black hole, stop, drop, and roll. That might help distract you from the unimaginable destruction you're about to experience.
* When you cross the event horizon (point of no return) of a black hole, you'll notice no discernable difference. Outside observers, though, will be like, "That guy is totally screwed! Let's get lunch."
* A black hole can't even be destroyed if we launched nuclear missiles at it. I don't know if anyone has tried hitting it with a hammer.
* In a fight between a black hole and Aquaman, the ways in which Aquaman would die are just too numerous to list.
* The first time a star collapsed into a black hole, God was like, "Oh man, I like must have totally screwed up my calculations somewhere." He won't admit to that now.
* If a black hole is acting like it's "all that,” flip it the bird while saying, "Collapse this into a singularity!" That'll show it.
* Hawking has dispelled the belief that black holes are a portal to another dimension. Instead, what lies in them is much less interesting: cyborg alien ninjas who will kick you in the head for all eternity. And free ice cream.
* One day I hope to harness the power of black holes to suck into them all the people I disagree with. Some might say this will end political discussion, but I never liked political discussion - that's why I'm talking about black holes.
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Well I'll just bullet a few things.
1) I donated blood today. Yay for me!
2) Stayed up 'til 4 am working on this door decoration poster thing for our dorm suite
3) Worked a bit on an essay for Intro to Communication
4) Looked at what I needed to do for Chinese, didn't work on it tho =P
5) Hung out with Ana for a little bit.
6) Didn't go to fencing... it's just gettin to be too much. x.x
But yeah.. thats it for today really.
-
Anyway, here is something my Mom found that I thought was funny. =) <3
Know Thy Enemy: Black Holes
by Frank J.
Stephen Hawking has revamped the theory of black holes, finally solving the paradox that black holes seemingly destroy information.
Now I can finally sleep nights again.
So what do you do if you happen to run into a black hole? Well, I sent out my crack research staff to find out as much as they can about black holes so you can be prepared.
FUN FACTS ABOUT BLACK HOLES
* A black hole is made by the combination of "black" and "hole."
* Gravity is also involved.
* The name "black hole" is somewhat of misnomer; they're more of a dark gray.
* They say that black holes are so dense that not even light can escape them - but that's just black hole propaganda to scare you.
* Hawking now says that, instead of destroying data, a black hole will eventually spit it out in a mangled form - much like shoving a classified document down your pants and then later pulling it out again.
* Many galaxies have a massive black hole at their center, so try to stay near the edges of the galaxy to be on the safe side.
* If you think you see a black hole, don't touch it. Instead, contact the authorities. You can throw a rock at it if you feel like it.
* Just because a hole is black doesn't mean it's a "black hole." Check if the hole has a strong gravitational force that rends your atoms apart for confirmation.
* They say that once you cross the event horizon of a black hole there's no escape - but that just sounds like loser talk to me.
* Whatever is sucked into a black hole is crushed down into an infinitely small point called a singularity. You can't beat that for convenient storage.
* Black holes will suck anything into them... except for Jews because they're virulently anti-Semitic.
* If a black hole tells you its okay to come a little closer, it's a trick! You're near the event horizon!
* You can throw a penny into a black hole and make a wish, but then Greenpeace will be on your case for disturbing pristine wilderness.
* The laws of physics fall apart as one is pulled into a black hole, so, whatever you do, don't take a physics test while descending into a black hole or you'll totally fail.
* If you think you are being sucked into a black hole, stop, drop, and roll. That might help distract you from the unimaginable destruction you're about to experience.
* When you cross the event horizon (point of no return) of a black hole, you'll notice no discernable difference. Outside observers, though, will be like, "That guy is totally screwed! Let's get lunch."
* A black hole can't even be destroyed if we launched nuclear missiles at it. I don't know if anyone has tried hitting it with a hammer.
* In a fight between a black hole and Aquaman, the ways in which Aquaman would die are just too numerous to list.
* The first time a star collapsed into a black hole, God was like, "Oh man, I like must have totally screwed up my calculations somewhere." He won't admit to that now.
* If a black hole is acting like it's "all that,” flip it the bird while saying, "Collapse this into a singularity!" That'll show it.
* Hawking has dispelled the belief that black holes are a portal to another dimension. Instead, what lies in them is much less interesting: cyborg alien ninjas who will kick you in the head for all eternity. And free ice cream.
* One day I hope to harness the power of black holes to suck into them all the people I disagree with. Some might say this will end political discussion, but I never liked political discussion - that's why I'm talking about black holes.
